Some of these are stolen off someone from that person's away msgs...Thought I would add some of her memories in here too cause I know that her memories are also some of ours that will be reading this...Some of these are not away msgs, but parts of conversations or just things said that were funny at the time. I was just laying in my bed thinking about some good times I've had with some of these people & figured why not take a walk down memory lane...Sorry if these hurt some people - they make me smile...thats the only reason they are here. To everyone that doesnt get them, lol, either dont bother reading...or read and say WTF lol...I intentionally left out some of everyone's sn's to keep the sn's semi-private...
trance: I want ice cream angel: i think we have spongebob stuff, lol. why? trance: just a craving - & tuna w/ lemon sounds good angel: tuna&icecream huh? trance: yeah - fish & cream angel: did i get you pregnant? trance: shhh dont tell -the rumors I am a scientific miracle angel: yes, you are, lol
SChamps: look @ it this way..you can now officially say you arent the craziest out of the bunch. When you get a call from your cuz @ 5:30am saying "Dude..I need mashed potatoes NOW...how you cook that shit?? I would say you are not the one whose sanity is in question. What is even MORE questionable is when you get out of the bed @ 5:30 & google "mashed potatoes" for your crazy cuz...
trance: i bought cologne today gal26: i dont care how you smell, lol trance: all the girls love my smell gal26: ok cassanova, lol trace: thats why the nova -i was the novacassanova in h.s. -ask- it was every girls mission to get stuck to the pleather gal26: i did: 270: yah, until caught w/his pants down&Jen Reimer in the backseat by his MOMMY, LMAO
re: Carl's comment "u gotta good group": Everyone..team huddle..hands in the center..1,2,3 Yaaaaaaay Group!!!"
"And I touch your peeenisss...hehehehe, I feel like such an ass"
"don't touch my pelvis"
"Its papa 1st..I know how to say it"
"Oh please, my need to make the best of things, &your need to be responsible..if 1 of us doesn't say something now we might lose 10years being polite about it."
"I don't know if you're interested in this detail, but I was just about to tell you...I love him...I love him, & I don't care what you think. I love him for the man he wants to be, & I love him for the man he all-most is....I love him %n...I LOVE HIM.."
"I live with the Nocturnal Nomad Family"
621: i wanna be like u when i grow up
PAS: How the HELL did I manage to get dumped by someone I never even dated?
angel: He makes me very happy & I'm soo blessed to have him in my life...Smart,kind,romantic,giving, sexy...there arent enough adjectives 2 describe him.
"I'd rather keep the *curse* over losing u"
"Listen 2ur mother Carlopapa"
"I was standing,u were there. 2 worlds colliding & they could never,ever,tear us apart"
To Belmar:"I gotta LOTTA work 2do on u" "google it""That towel dispenser is siiiiick" "Taking me2the men's room,aww,look how close we're getting" "Ur plate says DORK. no,it says Carl P=LOSER" "I'll call u Stuart" "I need 2teachu manners" "Scared that I know how2use knives?" "VASECTOMY??" "Suck the juice out" "A lady in the street &a freak in the bed" "Italian4 thickness,greek4length" "Watch ur mouth!" "U&the Blackhousecoffee" "another married couple fight" "U saying ur better than me??" "Is it2small??2big??..no its2 cute,it doesnt match" "Does any1else know about ur box?" "Cheesequake" "Macawakawakibridge" "7hips,7 knees,&I'm on the house" "I gotta teach u ghetto" "Its not a matter of my being wrong, its a matter of u understanding I'm always right" "Up the ante" "U&Ur scanky friends" "I got Lipgloss" "Paranoia" "Your scoring many points Builderboy...many points"
"Back when a hoe was a hoe, a coke was a coke& cracks what you were doing when you were cracking jokes..back when a screw was a screw,the wind was all that blew & when you said I'm down w/that it meant you had the flu... I miss back when...."
boomboomboom (cue in hard house music).. "HEY CITYBOY"...Cumberland Farms, the hangout of champions...Piiiezon: "he's a cutie patootie- ringing out his velour pants in Ren's driveway @1am...he was gonna cry but I'm not sure if it was over you or the pants"
angel: He owes me a trip to DePasquale he seem to think that I'm wrong about the cell phone law. can you explain to him please that I am NEVER wrong??
"Now she's Miss Flava of the week"
"Sangria Wednesdays"
"2 bitches in Summit screaming for some...I'm in"
"Feelin like meat aint always a bad thing"
WildestDream: "Whatsup w/ur tongue?"
WildestDream: i cant say no wtfffff
Flex: "Sickass lookin"
gal26: lick parts that are on the preapproved pleasure list
angel: He's a Flipper
trance: I'm king of the "everything that sucks" club
PAS: i licked his arm trance: ya u do a pretty good job with it too i heard did he taste good?
621:my shalackedsillypie PAS: i suddenly i cant hold my liquor 621: haha,you licked my arm PAS: i guess thats a bad thing 621: haha, just not were i'm used to being licked thats all
WildestDream: Just taught me how to lick the Rumplemints
PAS: I sent my MOM that pic of ur dick you asshole i told her it was for identification purposes, needed to take a pic, b4 it got tagged & sent back out into the wild OMG but the note that I attached..I THOUGHT I was describing my dress. I said: MOM ~ I LOVE IT, Its so long though that he is afraid I will trip on it.
"U have Italian in u? Want Some?" -IDIOT
9-03 Quotes:"You exemplify the word SEXY" "Just cabbagepatch 4 her" "Chel likes it like that" "You sound soo white" "Dudes gotta shotgun" "I gotta know right NOW doya love me??" "All we need2complete this night is some ralphin" "Freddie's gonna get ya" "I'd love2lickur belly button right now" "tell me this isnt happenning2me" "Lala licked the rumplemints" "I'm Davie the bartender" "Slipwha" "we R podunk,ur wearing overalls" "Poolstickpoke"
PAS: I got stuck in the middle & I can't get outta it trance: u Bono? PAS: No.. just reallly wasted
"I really could use a Nutra Grain Bar right about now"
"Please dont make me dumpster dig"
"U never had cherry flavor?" "No, whats that, like a cherry- hippie-herb-eggroll??"
"my nocturnal-nomad-greek "bro"
trance: its so damn hot in this tower I could make jiffypop on a stewardess' ass
"I got credit cards bra..and the magic stick.."
"Stacy esta linda" Haha.. I'm "contagious"
*Livin livida w/out the loca*
"The wooof,wooof the wooof is on fire"I cant say "ROOF"
WildestDream: At all times protect the box
"I drove for miles & miles & wound up at your door" "It's not always rainbows & butterflies its compromise that moves us along"
"Boeheim Swallows"
PAS: nah, your nothing like me..your me if you adore your friends, but lack the bride gene, are willing to run off w/a guy you don't know too well, lack the cash but have major show cravings, which you fulfill, etc..thats not you..your just a nosey bitch that everyone misunderstands but deep down is wonderful&has the ability to be*that*person for someone special.your gonna have a sunny life oompa
Me: NO ONE's away msgs make sense but going w/the flow: M- idk what u did 2ur ass but I hope it feels better *shrugs shoulders*, Rambo, I'm glad that u &Carl r brothers & I'm happy, thats how it was SUPPOSED 2go, glad u2 figured it out FINALLY, Queenie, try anal beads, it might feel better than the carpenter/hammer idea, & some1 please tell me who the "kid" is, I cant figure out why every1 keeps saying "give me the kid mother fucker". As usual, I'm in the dark but maybe better off. Its just so dark & I keep bumping into things though....
10 honest ?'s by a clueless friend/outsider: 1.Since when do M&C attend the OPERA (of ALL places) together?? 2. Someone, ANYONE, Tell me the "ass" joke, cause I dont get it 3. Since when did DMV start issuing licenses to 6yr old kids? 4. What does Paparusso stand for? 5. What does "Give me the kid Mother Fucker" mean? 6. What does "playing builder" mean? 7. Why are 17-13 yr olds ogling u in BJ's? 8. Who is Cassandra? 9. Why was M drunk AGAIN?? & last but not least...10. Who needs some therapy????
"I have a group of friends that are playing "wheres waldo", a group that is obviously all banging each other, a group that makes NO sense @all & then there is everyone's best friend who gets everything her way *somehow* all the time. I dont know if I am pissed, jealous, or just in need of help..but either way, I want back in the cult. This is wrong... "I'm telling my brothaaaahhhh...He is gonna be soooo mad" "Tell on me..I'm sure Just really cares if I get laid" <--see, I can leave confusing msgs too"
621: there is a hell of a lotta community lovin going on who is banging who? gal26: idk i cant figure this 1 out at ALL. All I got is: C &Mush almost got arrested(or did) you & Mush got drunk(maybe Carl too??), Some1 has a real love for cookies(or "cookiejar" is the new word for *something*), Pax is still a Greek(and stupid), some 1 thinks I like it up the ass & I *think* Anna is tellimh everyone she is pregnant 621: mush and builderboy didnt get arrested but they almost did lol, the cookiejar is a code word your right, pete will always be greek and stupid, if you would like to bend over we can find out if you like it in the ass and as for anna - it wasnt me
Flex: Couldn't have asked for anything better at this time of my life. Somebody likes me up there.
WildestDream: Myyyyyy Bellllllllllie (spppplatttttt Laura falls on her face)
cci: ur mother is swinging from the crazy tree again...who the hell checks their lightbulbs @1am then calls their son who is over 2hrs away 2change the lightbulb in the attic?
cci: she just cooked everything that was in the freezer because it got unplugged & she is afraid of everyone getting sick off bad meat.theres like 15chickens on the dining table
Mush:I told you we could fly,cause we all have wings, but some of us dont know why Pax: can you please shut up? Mich:dont run,I was standing,you know its true,worlds colliding... Mark:The stupid part of your brain just collided w/your even stupider part Stace: wait...who has wings? Mush: I do Pax: can you please shut up? Mark: The M's are shalaccccked Mush: No, I'm an angel who happens to like INXS Pax: can you please shut up Mich: no we are going to start over now Mush: dooooont ruuuuuuun Pax: plllllllllease shut up Mark: you are absofuckenlutttely insane - both of you - get in the car - your embarrassing me Mich: Does this mean the party is over?
621: Im too sexy
trance: are we typing really slow haha im so fucked up
Greek: we will sit on the couch together while I toss raisins in your mouth gal26: and i'll clap my hands together happily and say yayyyy Manny
PAS: Goddamn Euro Lounge Terramassu lol Manny cut his hair though way back when he had a fro
Bomb: i like ones that are so big ya gotta fold em
Carguy: Clitcommander gal26: thats sick
unk: if i could reach a star id be able to touch you
unk: calzone big fat calzone
WildestDream: Pete Pete Pete thats all i ever hear out of that girls mouth im like bitch take a walk around Deko once in a while there is someone soooooo much better looking and doesnt have an INSANE gf lurking in the corner haha no wait..he has a Mush gaurding him...guess he is off limits too
WildestDream: ok so Z is talking to Pete ya know the bartender and out of nowhere comes this crazzzzzzzy ass bitch and her spanish sidekick swinging her finger all in our faces haha she said she was going to hit me hhahaaahahaa
More to come.......
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